Score: 10

"Oh, the memories...."

submission: BlunderCats

date: October 6, 2009

Wow. I've been a convenience store worker, a millwright, a driver, and now a soldier in the army. This is the first flash I watched on Newgrounds, back in the day of AOL 3.0 and Prodigy. Holy shizznit. It brings back memories and speaks of the creativity of the originals. Thank you....

Score: 10

"Dick jokes."

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

date: September 27, 2009

Dick and fart jokes are the foundations of comedy. Schuck my ballsh my dear.

Score: 7

"Well, he stopped the mugger."

submission: Failed Mugging

date: September 26, 2009

It's a shame violent crime has increased potently since firearms were banned in Britain. Perhaps if more people could explode at will, the crime rate would decrease. What, me constitution?

Score: 10

"Oh man...I'm getting old."

submission: Day of the Madness

date: September 25, 2009

Hehe. I understand Madness as much as I get Clock Crew stuff. Great artwork and story as is the norm. Me loves all the artists that take time and effort to make us smile. Thanks dudes.

Score: 1

"Yep, it's really a sorry rip-off."

submission: Ask Taco-Man: Rip-Off

date: June 2, 2009

Gotta say. Get a new idea. I've never worked with flash, but I can say that you have sucked to the max. Sorry dude. Give it another go with something else.

Score: 10

"Classics...mmmm..."

submission: How Tupac Was Murdered.

date: May 18, 2009

All the goodness. Long live it. Tankmen love Tupac!

Score: 10

"Don't even"

submission: FDA: Megamix

date: May 18, 2009

Don't you dare make snide comments toward the FDA. You were still poo.pin' in yer pampers when this was making waves. Long live Flash.

Score: 8

"I enjoyed the music"

submission: Leave Your Brain Behind

date: February 24, 2009

An A for creativity. Don't listen to TomRobbins He sounds like a dick. I'm an old hand at this and you don't see many "new and exciting" concepts much these days. It's refreshing to see something that doesn't involve dick and fart jokes. The music fit just fine.

Score: 9

"Tom Green?"

submission: Pet Names For Your Penis

date: February 2, 2009

It's Tom Green isn't it? I would like to see a more animated flash with this song. Perhaps with comical examples of the different kinds of wangs. An actual picture of a one eyed trouser trout would make anyone giggle.

Score: 9

"Awesome...as usual."

submission: Men From Up The Stairs

date: September 16, 2008

I just figured out what this was about. At first I thought it was something morbid and creepy, but now I see that it is actually quite humorous. Nice.