Score: 10

"Oh, the memories...."

submission: BlunderCats

date: October 6, 2009

Wow. I've been a convenience store worker, a millwright, a driver, and now a soldier in the army. This is the first flash I watched on Newgrounds, back in the day of AOL 3.0 and Prodigy. Holy shizznit. It brings back memories and speaks of the creativity of the originals. Thank you....

Score: 10

"Dick jokes."

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

date: September 27, 2009

Dick and fart jokes are the foundations of comedy. Schuck my ballsh my dear.

Score: 7

"Well, he stopped the mugger."

submission: Failed Mugging

date: September 26, 2009

It's a shame violent crime has increased potently since firearms were banned in Britain. Perhaps if more people could explode at will, the crime rate would decrease. What, me constitution?